During My Sabbatical, I Spent Two Years

Getting Caught Masturbating Sucks. I Got Caught Masturbating In Jail 7 Or 8 Times, It Really Sucks.

And When You Feel The Heat, The World Is At Your Feet.

I Don't Need Anything To Live, To Be Honest. Give Me A Mattress Or A Futon On The Floor And I'll Be The Happiest Camper.

For Many Years I Thought I Was Bisexual. And Then I Would Ask Myself, 'what Is Bisexual? Does That Even Exist?'

During My Sabbatical, I Spent Two Years Not Listening To My Songs At All.