I'm Always Weeping At Something Or Other.

I Read In The Paper That I'd Slashed My Wrists. But I Didn't.

The Worst Thing Baldness Causes Is Loneliness.

What's So Brave About Being Bald? I've Not Fought For My Country Or Found The Cure For Cancer - I've Just Gone Out Without My Hat On!

I Try To Cope With Everything Through Humor.

I'm Always Weeping At Something Or Other.