Every Day I Do Something That Freaks

When I Was Bald, I Went Through A Period Where I Seemed To Do Nothing Except Tv Programmes About Being Bald.

It's Horrible, Horrible, Horrible. It Took A Year And A Half Until I Found Out That I Had Post-natal Depression.

I Don't Think I'm That Intelligent. I Think I'm Semi-intelligent.

I Don't Miss My Pin-up Days. I'm Far Too Old For That Malarkey.

Every Day I Do Something That Freaks Me Out.