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Scotland Is The Best Place In The Whole World.

Usually I Trundle About In Trainers And Baggy Jeans, Looking About As Attractive As A Potato.

You Can Go To The Doctor A Million Times If You're Feeling Down, And Get Nowhere, But If You Go For A Run It Makes You Feel Really Good.

When I Was Bald, I Went Through A Period Where I Seemed To Do Nothing Except Tv Programmes About Being Bald.

My Parents' Marriage Was Very Rocky. They Were Always Arguing. When They Split Up When I Was In My 20s, My Brother And I Were Both Delighted Because We Knew They Weren't Good For Each Other.