I'm Always Just Waiting For Someone To

I Want People To Know That There Is Nothing More Badass Than Being Yourself.

I Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here.

I’m Super Annoying, I’m The Kind Of Guy That If There’s No Recycling Bins Around I Hoard Plastic Bottles, Put Them In My Bag And I Bring Them Home. If I Can Afford It I Want To Put Solar Panels In.

I Never Thought I Would Meet Mariah Carey, But I Really Never Thought I'd Be Introduced To Her By Whitney Houston. She's Like, "hey, Baby, This Is Mariah." I'm Like, "i Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here."

The Power Of A Smile Goes A Long Way. My Mom Taught Me That.