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I’m Super Annoying, I’m The Kind Of Guy That If There’s No Recycling Bins Around I Hoard Plastic Bottles, Put Them In My Bag And I Bring Them Home. If I Can Afford It I Want To Put Solar Panels In.

I'd Like To Be Writing Songs For Other People - I Just Like Writing Songs.

All My Aunts In The Phillipines, They Look At Me And Say 'darreeeeeen! You So Thin! Eat!'

When I Was In College, I Was In The Theater Department, Which For Anyone Who Has Been Involved In Any Kind Of Theater Program, You Know That It's Really Wacky And Tight-knit, A Real Family. Me And My Good Friends From College Would Do Random Shows And Plays That Were Sometimes Serious, But Most Of The Time Really Goofy And Funny.

I Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here.