If You Quit Being Cunty, The Whole

Since So Many People These Days Don't Seem To Start Their Families Until Around Age Forty, I Predict There Will Be Less Child Beating, But More Slipped Disks From Lifting Babies Out Of Cribs. Even The Father Of Advanced Age Who's Not Inclined To Spare The Rod Is Likely To Suffer More Than His Victim: The First Punch He Throws Might Well Be The Last Straw For His Rotator Cuff, Reducing His Disciplinary Options To Mere Verbal Abuse And Napping.

[i'm] Almost Positive There Is No God.

And We're Just All Made Of Molecules And We're Hurtling Through Space Right Now.

Sometimes I Am Screwing Around, And Sometimes I Get Way Too Serious, But I Am A Pretty Sincere Person.

I'm So Much More Famous Than I Am Financially Successful. I Mean, I Live In A Three-room Apartment. I Mostly Make Free Videos On My Couch. But I Am Fine.