If You Quit Being Cunty, The Whole

As Soon As A Woman Is Old Enough To Have An Opinion And Have A Voice And Be Unafraid, She's Very Much Encouraged By All Sorts Of People To Crawl Under A Rock And Die. And It's So Weird. My Crime Is Not Dying.

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.

The Best Time To Have A Baby Is When You're A Black Teenager.

When You’re A Bed Wetter There’s Only One Group Of People You Can Feel Better Than, Bed Shitters, And Unfortunately They’re Hard To Come By.

I Don't Care If You Think I'm Racist. I Just Want You To Think I'm Thin.