I Grew Up Very Self-loathing. I Was

I Won't Take No For A Question.

I Feel Like The Gods Have Certainly Patted Me On The Head.

I Always Wanted To Be A Snake. Every Time I Saw A Snake On Tv. I'd Always Say 'why Not Me?'

I Can Do More Than Just Stand-up Comedy, And The Only Way I'll Be Able To Show That Is If I Do It Myself. Because Nobody Trusts That I Can Do It.

I Was Being Chased By A Giant Crab. That's Not Funny.