I Grew Up Very Self-loathing. I Was

When I'm Looking For Hot Button Answers To Tough Questions, I Don't Look To Congressman Or My Mayor. I Say, 'what Would Miss U.s.a. Have To Say About This?'

Saw A Lost Dog Sign With A Pic Of The Dog And A Little Boy Hugging It. I'm Assuming The Kids Safe And We're Just Focusing On The Pooch.

It Really Drives Me Banana Sangwich.

My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the Compass.'

You Can Easily Tell If A Person Is Lying And Cheating On You If They Say, I Love You. I Would Never Lie To You Or Cheat On You.