You Are The Director Of Your Own

The Problem With Dating A Model Is They Won't Go Out With You If Your Cars Color Doesn't Match Their Outfit.

I Was Very Good At Kickball ... I Was Wonderful At Ah Doing That Kick And Your Leg Goes Up And Your Shoe Went On Top Of The School

Losing My Mind Sounds So Pessimistic. I Prefer The Term Winning My Insanity.

I Have New Ideas Every Day, And I Always Want To Take On New Challenges.

When Someone's Running Late Through An Airport, I Hope They Miss Their Flight So They Can Meet The Love Of Their Life At The Duty Free Shop.