You Are The Director Of Your Own

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.

You Must Accept Responsibility For Your Actions. This Doesn't Include Reactions, Interactions Or Transactions If You're Thinkin' Loophole.

I Found Someones Passport On The Ground Tonight. Where Do You Sell These Things?

I Don't Like When Juice Wears Tights, Its A Horrible Combination When Juice Wears Tights.

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.