You Are The Director Of Your Own

In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda Shy Until My Junior Year. But At Home I Was A Freak.

Someone Needs To Make A Zombie Movie Where When You Get Bit It Turns You Into A Singing And Dancing Extraordinaire.

I'm Quitting The Business Today. I'm Going To Open Up An Appliance Store, I've Always Really Been Into Toasters. I'm Giving It All Up.

I'm Going To Hell, Ah... But You're Laughing, So You're Coming.

I've Always Read Books And Loved Human Behavior Since I Was Ten Or Twelve Years Old. Maybe Even That's Why I Wanted To Do Comedy.