If You Grow Up Fat, You Have

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.

Is Man, Indeed, A Walrus At Heart?

Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks Know I'm Not A Threat.

I Made A Deal With Myself That Whenever I Smoke Weed, I Have To Be Doing Something Productive: Writing, Recording, Cutting A Podcast, Editing, Etc.

Long Time No See. I Only Pray The Caliber Of Your Questions Has Improved.