I Hope The Jews Did Kill Christ,

You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Yourself. That's What I Tell Asian People All The Time.

I Am Jewish And Proud Of This Culturally And Ethnically - The Ways In Which I Was Born This Way And Am Happy With Whom I Am.

They've Got Great Parents; I'm Just Trying To Be The Fun Uncle.

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.