I'm All Sentimental. I've Probably Been Ruined

Jews Are The Most Liberal, Scrappy, Civil-rightsy People There Are.

I'm So Much More Famous Than I Am Financially Successful. I Mean, I Live In A Three-room Apartment. I Mostly Make Free Videos On My Couch. But I Am Fine.

I Mean, I Talk About Being Jewish A Lot. It's Funny Because I Do Think Of Myself As Jewish Ethnically, But I'm Not Religious At All. I Have No Religion.

In Your Twenties, I Think You Should Have All Of The Sex That You're Inclined To Have, As Long As You're Safe About It. Use Condoms And Everything. Go With Your Instincts. This Is The Time To Have A Lot Of Sex And Do Drugs. But Make Sure You Live Through It.

I Didn't Feel So Different Until Maybe, Like, Around Third Grade. Kids Started Blaming Me For My People Killing Jesus.