I'm Actually Equal Parts Cynicism And Apathy.

We Should Fight To Preserve A Country Where People Such As Michael Moore Get To Miss The Point As Badly As He Misses It. Michael Moore Represents Everything I Detest In A Human Being.

It's Foolish To Be Prejudiced. There Are So Many Reasons To Hate People On An Individual Basis.

Is It Just Me, Or Are The 49ers Doing An Awful Lot Of Ass-patting Today?

Is Global Warming New? I Don't Know. When I Was Young I Remember The Sun Being Hot.

Bad Television Is Three Things: A Bullet Train To A Morally Bankrupt Youth, A Slow Spiral Into An Intellectual Void, And Of Course, A Complete Blast To Watch.