I'm A Real Pushover For Animals.

I've Done A Couple Of Movies For Scale, And It's The Only Way To Get A Lot Of These Independent Movies Made. The Actors Negotiate Deals Where They're Given Just Enough Money To Live On During The Filming, But Then They Participate In The Back-end. If The Movie Suddenly Makes A Gazillion Dollars, We'll Participate In That Profit.

We're All Animals, But We're A Different Sort Of Animal. Maybe They're Better Than Us. They're More Loyal. They're More Pure. They're More Simple. They're Not Neurotic. Well, There Are Some Neurotic Dogs.

It Was All Completely Incomprehensible To Me. I Was Fearful Of The Language. You Had To Look Up Every Third Word.

I Like Variety, Which Is Frustrating. But I've Always Been Picky. I Was Afraid Pirates Would Be Too Much Like Twentieth Century, Broad Comedy. But My Agent Talked Me Into It. I Was Spoiled By The Range Of A Repertory Theater.

Lots Of People Fantasize About What It Would Be Like If They Were President... Most Think They'd Be Decent And Wouldn't Be Corrupted At All, That They'd Remain True To Themselves.