I'm A Real Pushover For Animals.

I Just Don't Think I'm A Very Good Singer.

Playing Shakespeare Requires Technique. You Don't Play A Bach Toccata By Getting In The Mood.

I've Done A Couple Of Movies For Scale, And It's The Only Way To Get A Lot Of These Independent Movies Made. The Actors Negotiate Deals Where They're Given Just Enough Money To Live On During The Filming, But Then They Participate In The Back-end. If The Movie Suddenly Makes A Gazillion Dollars, We'll Participate In That Profit.

I See God As A Song-and-dance Man. If I Had My Way, He'd Be Able To Carry A Tune, Too. Preferably, One Of Mine.

I've Got The Jewish Guilt And The Irish Shame And It's A Hell Of A Job Distinguishing Which Is Which.