I'm A Real Big Celebrity. I'm This

I'll Tell You One Thing You Can't Do: You Can't Put Your Shoes On, Then Your Socks On.

I Have Over A Hundred Clocks. I've Got Fancy Clocks And Clocks From All Over The World That People Made For Me.

The Moments We Have Behind Us, You Won't Be Able To See Again. We're Only Responsible For What We Live In Right Now.

I Set Our House On Fire When I Was A Little Child Playing With Lighters. Boy, Did I Burn The Place Down!

Since 1987, When I Got My First One, I've Been Wearing A Clock Around My Neck 24/7. You Feel Me? 24/7.