I'm A Professional And I'll Do Anything

It's My Job, It's What I Do, It's What I'm On Earth To Do And It's Who I Am.

We Were In The Arabian Desert For Nine Months. And I Was Having The Time Of My Life. It Could Have Been An Archeological Expedition, A Military Expedition.

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.

What I Like Is Bottomless Flattery.

Acting Has Been Described As Farting About In Disguise.