I Am Human, All Too Bloody Human.

I Have No Intention Of Uttering My Last Words On The Stage. Room Service And A Couple Of Depraved Young Women Will Do Me Quite Nicely For An Exit.

I Am Human, All Too Bloody Human.

Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

There's A Remedy For Everything Except Death.