I'm A Laugh Tart. I Make No

I Had Courtney Love's Left Bosom Out Of Her Dress On My Plate In Front Of Me. It Was Extraordinary. I Didn't Know Where To Look.

I Don't Particularly Like Babies. I Don't Mind Them For About Four Minutes. That's My Max. After That I Can't Quite See What Everyone's Fussing About.

The Only Reason My Work Seems To Be Eclectic Up To A Certain Period Is Because I Was A Failure As An Actor.

The Moral Of Filmmaking In Britain Is That You Will Be Screwed By The Weather.

I Could Do With More Mobbing. Particularly From Women. I'd Like To Be Treated Like Ricky Martin.