I'm A Huge Peter Mayer Fan, But

Of Course, I Have A Different Vested Interest In The Gay Community, Because I Am Gay, And I Would Certainly Enjoy The Tax Advantages That Straight People Have, And The Inheritance Advantages, And Things Like Social Security, But I've Always Been A Civil Rights Advocate Across The Board. That's How I Was Raised.

There Will Always Be Those People Who Are Just Backward And Ignorant. There Will Always Be Those People. They Need Somebody To Feel Superior To.

I Learned The Truth At Seventeen, That Love Was Meant For Beauty Queens, And High School Girls With Clear Skinned Smiles, Who Married Young And Then Retired.

Libraries Are A Hallmark Of A Civilized Culture, And Librarians Represent That Culture To All Facets Of Society.

Those Of Us With Ravaged Faces, Lacking In The Social Graces, Desperately Remained At Home, Inventing Lovers On The Phone.