I'm A Horrible Girlfriend. I Always Was.

Radio News Is Bearable. This Is Due To The Fact That While The News Is Being Broadcast, The Disk Jockey Is Not Allowed To Talk.

People Care More About Trends Now Than They Do About Style. They Get So Wrapped Up In What's Happening That They Forget How To Dress, And They Never Learn Who They Are Because They Never Learn How To Take Care Of Anything.

I Never Would Start Writing Before Midnight And I Would Finish At, Like, Seven In The Morning.

I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs. That Way, They Hear It More Than Once.

Screenwriting Is Not An Artform, It Is A Punishment From God.