I'm A Horrible Girlfriend. I Always Was.

Do Not Elicit Your Child's Political Opinions. He Doesn't Know Any More Than You Do.

Do Not Approach With Anything Even Resembling Assurance A Restaurant That Moves.

The Opposite Of Talking Isn't Listening. The Opposite Of Talking Is Waiting.

You Sit Or Stand In The Subway, And You Look Around - I Do, Because I Don't Have A Phone So I'm Not Playing A Game - And You See People.

When I Was Young, I Liked Romance. But To Me, Romance Is The Opposite Of Domestic Life. I Just Don't Want Anyone In The Apartment, Not For Longer Than A Few Hours.