I'm A Heavy Smoker. I Go Through

If You Are Living For Tomorrow, You Will Always Be One Day Behind.

I, Like All Artists In Western Cultures, Am A Shaman...come In The Guise Of A Comic...to Heal Perception By Using...'jokes'.

I Used To Love To Call L.a. When I Lived In New York... Is That The Big One I Hear In The Background? Bye, You Lizard Scum! Bye!

Eternal Suffering Awaits Anyone Who Questions God's Infinite Love.

Mummy, I Woke Today And There Was A Lincoln Log In Me Sock Drawer! ... That's The Story Of Jesus.