I'm A Heavy Smoker. I Go Through

A Christian Will Say... "i Believe God Created Me In One Day" Yeah, Looks Liked He Rushed It.

I'll Smoke, I'll Cough, I'll Get The Tumors, I'll Die, Deal? Thank You America. [salutes]

Life Is Only A Dream, And We Are The Imagination Of Ourselves.

What Does An Atheist Scream When They Come?

The Waitress Comes Over To Me Like, 'what'chu Readin' For?' I Had Never Been Asked That. Not 'what Am I Reading?' But 'what Am I Reading For?' Goddammit, You Stumped Me. Hmm, Why Do I Read? I Suppose I Read For A Lot Of Reasons, One Of The Main Ones Being So I Don't End Up Being A... Waffle Waitress.