I'm A Gentleman, Call Me Old Fashioned

I Am Here In Spirit With You And You Are In My Prayers. Remember God Is With You, And Have Faith In The Fact That This Too Shall Pass.

I Love Putting On An Outfit Or A Costume And Just Looking At Myself In The Mirror. Baggy Pants Or Some Real Funky Shoes And A Hat And Just Feeling The Character Of It. That's Fun To Me.

If - And It Can Be In A Movie Or In A Department Store - I Hear Someone Arguing With Their Child, I Break Down And Cry. Because It Reflects How I Was Treated When I Was Little.

The More Passive One's Life In The Field, The Greater The Need To Reverse The Situation When One Returns Home, Which Is Why The Arcane And Authoritative Character Of Academic Writing May Be Seen, To Some Extent, As A Vengeful Reaction To The Inertia, Uneventfulness, And Waiting One Had To Endure As A Guest At Someone Else's Banquet. A Way Of Redressing An Existental Imbalance, As It Were Reclaiming Authorial Will By Superimposing One's Own Meaning On Theirs...

The Teacher Always Used Me As An Example To The Class Of Good English And Good Storytelling Because We All Had To Write The Same Stories. But She Used To Make Me Go Out Front - Which I Hated - And Read My Story To The Class And I Would Get Huge Applause. Not Because Of Who I Was But Because They Truly Enjoyed The Stories I Wrote.