Me And Janet Really Are Two Different

Beer May Cause You To Digress - And Lead A Happier Life.

Just Watching A Girl Can Give Me The Best Reason To Smile. Girls Are Something Very Special And You Got To Treat Them That Way. That's Why I Always Say Don't Stare Right At A Chick. She'll Begin To Fidget, Wondering If Her Hair's Messed Up Or If Her Make-up Is Smeared. It's Kind Of Like Going To An Art Gallery To See Beautiful Paintings. If You Look At A Painting Just The Right Way, You Get The Most Out Of It!

Going To My Shows, It's Like A Religious Experience, Because You Come Out, You Go In One Person, You Come Out A Different Person.

It Puts A Smile On My Face To See All The Children, And All The Teenagers, And The Adults - The Demographics - It Makes My Heart Very, Very Happy. I Love Them. I Love All The Fans, Very Much.

That's What's Great About Show Business. It's Escapism. You Pay Your Five Bucks To Get In And Sit There And You're In Another World. Forget About The Problems In The World. It's Wonderful.