I'm A Genius. I'm Like Prince.

If You Don't Like Basketball And You're From Kentucky, They'll Kick You Out!

I Probably Have The Worst Wardrobe. It's The Most Ill-fitting With The Worst Patterns And Colors And The Most Nipple Rubbage. There's Bad Chafing, And It's Always Tight In All The Wrong Places. What's Sad Is That I'm Kinda Getting Used To It.

If You Really Want To Get In Shape, You Can't Have Those Days Where You Feel Weak.

It's Just Cool To Me That Bon Jovi Knows My Name!

Yeah, Pretending To Ride A Horse Is Actually A Lot Harder Than Riding A Horse.