I'm A Fan Of People Getting Together.

One Time I Actually Cleaned Out My Closet So Good I Ended Up On The Cover Of Time Magazine.

Procrastination Is Not The Problem. It Is The Solution. Procrastinate Now, Don’t Put It Off.

Emote. It's Okay. It Shows You Are Thinking And Feeling.

Do We Have To Know Who's Gay And Who's Straight? Can't We Just Love Everybody And Judge Them By The Car They Drive?

The First Time Probably People Really Were Aware Of Me, I Unfortunately Had The Title Of Showtime's Funniest Person In America. And That's A Really Tough Title To Travel Around With When You're Not Even Known.