I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

I Want To Live Till I Die. No More, No Less.

The National Rifle Association Says, 'guns Don't Kill People. People Do'. But I Think The Gun Helps.

And The National Rifle Association Says That, "guns Don't Kill People, People Do," But I Think The Gun Helps, You Know? I Think It Helps. I Just Think Just Standing There Going, "bang!" "that's Not Going To Kill Too Many People, Is It? You'd Have To Be Really Dodgy On The Heart To Have That.

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.