I'm A Crap Guitarist And I Find

I Watched My Mother Waste Her Life On Housework And Swore I'd Never Do That. Dave Does The Cooking.

I'm A Crap Guitarist And I Find It Really Hard Writing On My Own.

I've Seen Many Of My Contemporaries Become Superstars, And The Way Fame And Fortune Starts To Really Affect The Way They Treat Other People, And I Think It's Ugly.

I've Tended To Avoid Meeting My Heroes. They Aren't Necessarily The Nicest People Anyway. The Exception Was George Harrison, One Of The Loveliest Men I've Ever Met. He Lent Me His Home Studio To Make Hormonally Yours.

I Can't Remember What The Last Film I Saw Was, As I Can't Smoke Or Drink In Cinemas.