I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists

I Feel Ghostly Unreal Until I Become Somebody Else Again On The Screen.

To See Me As A Person On Screen Would Be One Of The Dullest Experiences You Could Ever Wish To Experience.

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.

Finally, In Conclusion, Let Me Say Just This.