I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.

You'll Catch Your Death Of Cold. Clouseau: Yes, Yes I Probably Will But . . . Its All Part Of Life's Rich Pageantry, You Kneau.

Finally, In Conclusion, Let Me Say Just This.

I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists - Only Funny When I'm Working.

I Writhe When I See Myself On The Screen. I'm Such A Dreadfully Clumsy Hulking Image. I Say To Myself, "why Doesn't He Get Off? Why Doesn't He Get Off?" I Mean, I Look Like Such An Idiot. Some Fat Awkward Thing Dredged Up From Some Third-rate Drama Company. I Must Stop Thinking About It, Otherwise I Shan't Be Able To Go On Working.