I'm A Big Letterman Fan.

I Too Turned To Webster's Dictionary And It Defined Harvard University As A Season For Gathering Crops.

I'm A Big Letterman Fan.

I Used To Stay Up At Night And Sneak Into The Tv Room, Past My Parents, Who Were Asleep, To Watch Saturday Night's 'main Event.' That's How I Started Watching Snl. On Accident.

It’s Crazy. Since There Have Been Men And Women, There Have Been Funny Women... F**king Idiot-ass Men Keep Saying That Women Aren't Funny. It Makes Me Crazy. I Find It Disgusting And Offensive Every Time.

I'm A Tearless Clown. If I Were To Get A Tattoo, It Would Be The Two Masks, And They Would Be Both Smiling.