I'll Name Names, You Know I Won't

I'm Being Invaded By Fashion Pundits.

Courtney Love Is A Loose Cannon. She Says What She Thinks. She's Wild On The Red Carpet. You Get The Best Sound Bites From Courtney Love.

I'm Wearing A Garbage Bag. I Was Put On My Own Worst-dressed List.

J. Lo, Whether She Is Good Or Bad, Is Like A Fiery Movie Star, A Throwback To Elizabeth Taylor In Her Heyday.

I Wrote The Book In My Head When I Was 6 Years Old.