I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing

There's A Lot Of Money In Wars, Except In The War On Poverty. Can't Make Any Bread Helping The Poor.

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.

Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.

You Got A Million Drug Laws Now Because The Bosses Figured There Was More Money In Putting People In Jail Than Taxing Something Anyone Can Grow On A Window Sill.

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.