I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing

The Thing With Catholicism, The Same As All Religions, Is That It Teaches What Should Be, Which Seems Rather Incorrect. This Is What Should Be. Now, If You're Taught To Live Up To A What Should Be That Never Existed - Only An Occult Superstition, No Proof Of This Should Be - Then You Can Sit On A Jury And Indict Easily, You Can Cast The First Stone, You Can Burn Adolf Eichmann, Like That!

Never Tell. Not If You Love Your Wife...in Fact, If Your Old Lady Walks In On You Deny It. Yeah. Just Flat Out And She'll Believe It: "i'm Tellin' Ya. This Chick Came Downstairs With A Sign Around Her Neck 'lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I Didn't Know What I Was Goin' To Do.

Let Me Tell You The Truth: The Truth Is What Is. And What Should Be Is A Fantasy A Terrible, Terrible Lie That Someone Gave The People Long Ago.

Every Group Needs A Comedian. A Comic Who Is Politically Incorrect At The Berkeley Campus Might Slay Them At A Klan Rally.

You Put A Guy On A Desert Island, He'll Do It To Mud, A Chicken, A Barrel, Anything, A Knothole.