I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.

You Know There's No Crooked Politicians. There's Never A Lie Because There Is Never Any Truth.

Once The Country Was Settled And Built, The Bosses Changed The Order From A Stack Of Educated Workers To A Barrel Of Minimum Wage Lottery Dreamers.

There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.