I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing

The Role Of A Comedian Is To Make The Audience Laugh, At A Minimum Of Once Every Fifteen Seconds.

You Know There's No Crooked Politicians. There's Never A Lie Because There Is Never Any Truth.

I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing God.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.

You Put A Guy On A Desert Island, He'll Do It To Mud, A Chicken, A Barrel, Anything, A Knothole.