I'll Be Like Bob Hope, Touring When

I'm Like A Cartoon! I'll Look This Way When I'm Eighty. I Can See It Now, People Will Be Rolling Me Around In A Wheelchair And I'll Still Have My Big Hair, Nails, My High Heels And My Boobs Stuck Out!

I Just Write All The Time. In My Whole Life I've Never Had What I've Heard People Talk About Writer's Block. I've Never Had That. Life Is Like A Song To Me. I Just Hear Everything In Music, So I Have Never Once Thought "well, I'm Never Gonna Be Able To Write Again." I've Got Thousands Of Songs.

Its Hard To Be A Diamond In A Rhinestone World.

I'm Old Enough And Cranky Enough Now That If Someone Tried To Tell Me What To Do, I'd Tell Them Where To Put It.

I Was Always A Junk Food Person, Still Am.