I'll Never Graduate From Collagen.

I'm Easy To Look Like, So There Are Lots And Lots Of Dolly Look-alikes.

[on Why She Doesn't Exercise:] If I Tried To Jog With These Boobs, I'd End Up With Two Black Eyes.

I Never Thought, In My Lifetime, That You'd Be Able To Watch Movies, Read Books And Listen To Music From A Phone, But I Guess The Technology Of Tomorrow Is Here Today.

There's No Such Thing As Free Love. Have You Seen The Price Of Viagra?

Don't Judge Me By The Cover, 'cause I'm A Real Good Book.