I'll Always Be A Fat Girl And

I'd Like To Play A Horse, Many People Think I Already Have. Either End Of The Horse Would Be Fine.

I've Chosen To Stay In A Jolly Place For Most Of My Life, And That Is A Lot Of Who I Am.

Why Would Anyone Want To Be Called A Size Zero Or Even Aspire To Being A Zero? I Don't Even Understand The Thinking Behind It, Let Alone The Practicalities. What Is All That About?

There Is A Latent Fairy In All Women, But Look How Carefully We Have To Secrete Her In Order To Be Taken Seriously. And Fairies Come In All Shapes, Colours, Sizes And Types, They Don't Have To Be Fluffy. They Can Be Demanding And Furious If Hey Like. They Do, However, Have To Wear A Tiara. That Much Is Compulsory.

If I Had Been Around When Rubens Was Painting, I Would Have Been Revered As A Fabulous Model. Kate Moss? Well, She Would Have Been The Paintbrush.