I'd Like To Play A Horse, Many

My Best Friend Is The Most Important Girl, Outside Of Family, To Me. I Met Her When I Went To College And We Bonded Immediately. I'd Do Anything For Her At Any Time. We Phone Each Other Every Day.

When I Wrote 'dear Fatty,' I Realised That Sitting And Writing Alone Is An Absolute Joy.

I'll Always Be A Fat Girl And I Am Happy With That.

I Am A Rubbish Flirt.

My Daughter Couldn't Care Less About Me Being Famous. She Finds It Revolting And, Like A Lot Of Teenagers, Is Virtually Allergic To Me. That Started At 12 And Hasn't Gone Anywhere Yet.