If You're Looking For Monogamy, You'd Better

When You Slip On A Banana Peel, People Laugh At You. But When You Tell People You Slipped On A Banana Peel, It's Your Laugh.

Everybody Dies. There's Nothing You Can Do About It. Whether You Eat Six Almonds A Day. Whether Or Not You Believe In God.

I'm Not One Of Those People Who Think You Should Go Grey And That There Is Some Virtue In Looking Wrinkly If You Don't Feel Like It. If You Do, Great. If You Don't, Just My Only Caution Is Watch Out. There Are A Huge Number Of Wrinkle Creams That Do Nothing For You.

Oh, How I Regret Not Having Worn A Bikini For The Entire Year I Was Twenty-six. If Anyone Young Is Reading This, Go, Right This Minute, Put On A Bikini, And Don't Take It Off Until You're Thirty-four.

One Of The Great Things About Movies Is That It's Just That Short Period Of Time. It's A Bubble. The Last Thing You Want To Know Is That Elizabeth And Darcy Had A Fight Over How To Treat The Servants!