If You're Looking For Monogamy, You'd Better

One Of The Few Advantages To Not Being Beautiful Is That One Usually Gets Better-looking As One Gets Older. I Am, In Fact, At This Very Moment Gaining My Looks.

New Orleans Is One Of The Two Most Ingrown, Self-obsessed Little Cities In The United States. (the Other Is San Francisco.)

I Don't Think Any Day Is Worth Living Without Thinking About What You're Going To Eat Next At All Times.

No Man Can Be Friends With A Woman He Finds Attractive. He Always Wants To Have Sex With Her. Sex Is Always Out There. Friendship Is Ultimately Doomed And That Is The End Of The Story.

Having Been Married So Many Times, I Know That One Of The Few Things I Am An Expert In Is Falling In Love.