I Have Made A Lot Of Mistakes

If Pregnancy Were A Book, They Would Cut The Last Two Chapters. The Beginning Is Glorious, Especially If You're Lucky Enough Not To Have Morning Sickness And If, Like Me, You've Had Small Breasts All Your Life. Suddenly They Begin To Grow, And You've Got Them, You've Really Got Them, Breasts, Darling Breasts, And When You Walk Down The Street They Bounce, Truly They Do, They Bounce Bounce Bounce.

When You Slip On A Banana Peel, People Laugh At You. But When You Tell People You Slipped On A Banana Peel, It's Your Laugh.

When Your Children Are Teenagers, It's Important To Have A Dog So That Someone In The House Is Happy To See You.

Take Notes. Everything Is Copy.

You Can Never Have Too Much Butter - That Is My Belief. If I Have A Religion, That's It.