If You're Gonna Be Two-faced At Least

I Wanted To Ask A Thousand Questions, But There Was No One To Ask. Besides I Knew That People Only Told Lies To Children-lies About Everything From Soup To Santa Claus.

We Are All Of Us Stars, And We Deserve To Twinkle.

Hollywood Parties Not Only Confuse Me, But They Often Disillusion Me. The Disillusion Comes When I Meet A Movie Star I’ve Been Admiring Since Childhood. I Always Thought That Movie Stars Were Exciting And Talented People Full Of Special Personality. Meeting One Of Them At A Party I Discover Usually That He (or She) Is Colorless And Even Frightened. I’ve Often Stood Silent At A Party For Hours Listening To My Movie Idols Turn Into Dull And Little People.

Confidentially, The Type Of Male I Find Most Enjoyable For A Friend Is One Who Has Enough Fire And Assurance To Speak Up For His Convictions.

The Trouble With Censors Is That They Worry If A Girl Has Cleavage. They Ought To Worry If She Hasn't Any.