If You're Gonna Be Two-faced At Least

I Think I Made His Back Feel Better.

A Woman Can Bring A New Love To Each Man She Loves, Providing There Are Not Too Many.

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.

I Remember When I Got The Part In Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Jane Russell - She Was The Brunette In It And I Was The Blonde. She Got $200,000 For It, And I Got My $500 A Week, But That To Me Was, You Know, Considerable. She, By The Way, Was Quite Wonderful To Me. The Only Thing Was I Couldn't Get A Dressing Room. Finally, I Really Got To This Kind Of Level And I Said, "look, After All, I Am The Blonde, And It Is Gentlemen Prefer Blondes!" Because Still They Always Kept Saying, "remember, You're Not A Star." I Said, "well, Whatever I Am, I Am The Blonde!

My Travels Have Always Been Of The Same Kind. No Matter Where I've Gone Or Why I've Gone There It Ends Up That I Never See Anything. Becoming A Movie Star Is Living On A Merry-go-round. When You Travel You Take The Merry-go-round With You. You Don't See Natives Or New Scenery. You See Chiefly The Same Press Agents, The Same Sort Of Interviewers, And The Same Picture Layouts Of Yourself.