A Friend Tells You What You Want

When You're Famous You Kind Of Run Into Human Nature In A Raw Kind Of Way. It Stirs Up Envy, Fame Does.

Of Course, It Does Depend On The People, But Sometimes I'm Invited Places To Kind Of Brighten Up A Dinner Table Like A Musician Who'll Play The Piano After Dinner, And I Know You're Not Really Invited For Yourself. You're Just An Ornament.

There Are Many Times When A Woman Will Ask Another Girl Friend How She Likes Her New Hat. She Will Reply, 'fine,' But Slap Her Hand To Her Forehead The Minute The Girl Leaves To Yipe, 'what A Horror!'

I've Been On A Calendar, But I've Never Been On Time.

The Truth Is, I've Never Fooled Anyone. I've Let Men Sometimes Fool Themselves.