There Is A Future, And I Can't

There Are Many Times When A Woman Will Ask Another Girl Friend How She Likes Her New Hat. She Will Reply, 'fine,' But Slap Her Hand To Her Forehead The Minute The Girl Leaves To Yipe, 'what A Horror!'

No One Ever Told Me I Was Pretty When I Was A Little Girl. All Little Girls Should Be Told They're Pretty, Even If They Aren't.

When You're Young And Healthy You Can Plan On Monday To Commit Suicide, And By Wednesday You're Laughing Again.

When You Have A Good Friend That Really Cares For You And Tries To Stick In There With You, You Treat Them Like Nothing. Learn To Be A Good Friend Because One Day You're Gonna Look Up And Say I Lost A Good Friend. Learn How To Be Respectful To Your Friends, Don't Just Start Arguments With Them And Don't Tell Them The Reason, Always Remember Your Friends Will Be There Quicker Than Your Family. Learn To Remember You Got Great Friends, Don't Forget That And They Will Always Care For You No Matter What. Always Remember To Smile And Look Up At What You Got In Life.

If A Star Or Studio Chief Or Any Other Great Movie Personages Find Themselves Sitting Among A Lot Of Nobodies, They Get Frightened - As If Somebody Was Trying To Demote Them.