If You're Going To Love Somebody, Love

Food Throwers: Begun Usually By Estranged Couples, Once This Victual Flinging Starts, Everyone Will Do It...should Your Dinner Party Have Become An Out Of Control Concussion Match With Opponents Catapulting Croutons And Petits Pois Across The Mahogany, Don't Fight It, Go With It. And When You Have The Desire To Quell The Uprising Approach The Original Perpetrator From Behind. There, Slowly Crown Her With The Contents Of The Fresh Fruit Salad Bowl. But Be Warned. Although This Immobilizes And Rivits Everyone's Attention It Also Gives Them New Ideas.

If You're Going To Love Somebody, Love Somebody Who Needs It.

The Best Book Of The Year, Grobel's Writing Is Quite Marvelous. The Hustons Reads Vividly, Just Like One Of John Huston's Great Films.

I Got Disappointed In Human Nature As Well And Gave It Up Because I Found It Too Much Like My Own.

On Being Old. It's Not Nice But Take Comfort That You Won't Stay That Way For Ever.