If You're Afraid Of Butter, Use Cream.

Cassoulet, That Best Of Bean Feasts, Is Everyday Fare For A Peasant But Ambrosia For A Gastronome, Though Its Ideal Consumer Is A 300-pound Blocking Back Who Has Been Splitting Firewood Nonstop For The Last Twelve Hours On A Subzero Day In Manitoba.

No Matter What Happens In The Kitchen, Never Apologize.

The American Poultry Industry Had Made It Possible To Grow A Fine-looking Fryer In Record Time And Sell It At A Reasonable Price, But No One Mentioned That The Result Usually Tasted Like The Stuffing Inside Of A Teddy Bear.

Any Disaster Is A Learning Process.

I Was Kind Of An Innocent Hayseed From A Middle-class, Utterly Nonintellectual Background.