If Your Wife's Hairdo Has Ever Been

You Might Be A Redneck If You Move Your Refrigerator And The Grass Underneath It Has Turned Yellow.

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love.

My Father-in-law Gets Up At 5 O'clock In The Morning And Watches The Discovery Channel. I Don't Know Why There's This Big Rush To Do This.

Thank God I'm At That Point In My Career Where I Don't Have To Take Stuff That I Don't Really Want To Do.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication