If Your Mind Isn't Open, Keep Your

Kinsey Was Never A Lawyer. She's Strictly Blue Collar.

If I'd Been Listening Closely, I'd Have Caught The Sound Of The Gods Having A Great Big Old Tee-hee At My Expense.

The Struggle Is What Teaches You.

Grief Is As Contagious As A Yawn.

My Notion Of An Elegant Table Is You Don't Leave The Knife Sticking Out Of The Mayonnaise Jar.