I Was An English Major In College

You Can't Make Anyone Love You And You Can't Stop Anyone From Dying.

In My Opinion, There's No Condition In Life That Can't Be Ameliorated By A Dose Of Junk Food.

The Beauty Of Word Processing, God Bless My Word Processor, Is That It Keeps The Plotting Very Fluid. The Prose Becomes Like A Liquid That You Can Manipulate At Will. In The Old Days, When I Typed, Every Piece Of Typing Paper Was Like Cast In Concrete.

Kinsey Was Never A Lawyer. She's Strictly Blue Collar.

Age Plays Cruel Tricks On The Human Face; All Our Repressed Feelings Become Visible On The Surface, Where They Harden Like A Mask.