I Was An English Major In College

Grieving Is Like Being Ill. You Think The Entire World Revolves Around You And It Doesn't.

No One With A Happy Childhood Ever Amounts To Much In This World. They Are So Well Adjusted, They Never Are Driven To Achieve Anything.

To Many Women Mistake A Man's Hostility For Wit And His Silence For Depth.

Lying Contains The Same Hostile Elements As A Practical Joke In That The 'victim' Ends Up Looking Foolish In His Own Eyes And Laughable In Everyone Else's.

My Notion Of An Elegant Table Is You Don't Leave The Knife Sticking Out Of The Mayonnaise Jar.