Pay Minimum Wage, You Get Minimum Work.

My Job As The Writer Is To Fool You. Your Job As The Reader Is To See If You Can Catch Me At It.

If You're Unhappy, Change Something.

You Can't Make Anyone Love You And You Can't Stop Anyone From Dying.

Everything Happens For A Reason, But That Doesn't Mean There's A Point.

Except For Cases That Clearly Involve A Homicidal Maniac, The Police Like To Believe Murders Are Committed By Those We Know And Love, And Most Of The Time They're Right - A Chilling Thought When You Sit Down To Dinner With A Family Of Five. All Those Potential Killers Passing Their Plates.