If You Want Your Children To Listen,

A Person Doesn't Know How Much He Has To Be Thankful For Until He Has To Pay Taxes On It.

The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

Blessed Are They Who Hold Lively Conversations With The Helplessly Mute, For They Shall Be Called Dentists.

In The End, It's Not What You Do For Your Children But What You've Taught Them To Do For Themselves.

A Man Spends The First Half Of His Life Learning Habits That Shorten The Other Half.