If You Want To See A Miracle,

Did You Just Call Me Old? I Really Prefer The Word 'experienced'.

So If I Believe In God, And I Do, It's Because I Think I'm God.

I Joined The Air Force. I Took To It Immediately When I Arrived There. I Did Three Years, Eight Months, And Ten Days In All, But It Took Me A Year And A Half To Get Disabused Of My Romantic Notions About It.

In My Home, Who Is My Boss? If You Ask My Wife She'll Say Certainly Not Her. She Claims That She Can't Make Me Do Anything And So She's Not My Boss. I Am. I'm Pretty Sure, Maybe.

I'm Easy Going For The Most Part But Sometimes In The Morning If I Didn't Sleep Well I Can Be Kind Of Grumpy. But My Grumpiness Doesn't Have That Much To Do With My Dissatisfaction With My Station In Life.