When A Couch Potato Is Sliced Up

I Think They Should Put Pies On The Fronts Of Trains, So That When They Hit Something It's At Least A Little Bit Funny.

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?

Clothing Sizes Are Weird, They Go: Small, Medium, Large And Then Extra Large, Extra Extra Large, Extra Extra Extra Large. Something Happened At Large, They Just Gave Up. They Were Like, 'i'm Not Doing Any More Adjectives; You Just Keep Putting Extras On There.' We Could Do Better Than That: Small, Medium, Large, Whoa, Easy, Slow Down, Stop It, Interesting, American.

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

I Am A Man Of My Word… And That Word Is “unreliable.