If You Think It's Hard Getting In,

I Love The Idea That Magic And Witchcraft And Battles Between Supernatural Creatures Could Be Raging All Around Us But Just Out Of Our Sight.

Alex Decided He’d Had Enough. He Put Down His Knife. “all Right,” He Said. “you’ve Made It Pretty Clear That You Don’t Want To Work With Me. Well, That’s Fine. Because I Don’t Want To Work With You Either. And For What It’s Worth, Nobody Would Ever Believe You Were My Mom Because No Mom Would Ever Behave Like You.” “alex…,” Carver Began. “forget It! I’m Going Back To London. And If You’re Mr. Byrne Asks Why, You Can Tell Him I Didn’t Like The Jelly, So I Went Home To Get Some Jam.

There Are Problems And There Are Children. It Is Our Aim To Separate The Two.

A German Philosopher Once Wrote That He Who Fights Monsters Must Take Care That He Doesn't Become One Himself.

What Is This Place? Hogwarts? -- Alex Rider